This humiliating lap dance will change your life forever. You might think that you are God’s Gift to the dancers at the strip club – And most dancers just go along with it, so they can get paid. Then go agree to a lap dance from a painfully honest stripper , and she’s about to knock you back down to reality . Where is your dick ?" I don’t feel a thing while sitting on your lap, let me take a peek. to see if you even have one …….ahhhhhhh hahahahaha .. that is the saddest looking little penis I’ve ever given a lap dance too " It is so small I think I might break it , so instead why don’t you stroke that little dick for me like a good boy . Don’t forget to tip me really well or I’ll make sure to tell EVERYONE in here about your "little" problem .What you lack in your pants , you can make up for with your wallet.